Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley! 
Prank Calls Made to
Moe's Bar

• Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap
•  I wanna Seymour Butts.
• Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
• Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt                                                                             and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
• Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
• Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
• Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
• Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
• Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?
• Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
• Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!